Thanks For Visiting!
You see, most people don't enjoy ordering candy. They feel candy will make you fat, that's crazy. Why you ask, well my candy doesn't make you fat at all! As a matter of fact if you eat my candy, you lose weight (with extreme dieting, of course). So please, spend all your money at my online store, me and the others would appreciate it. After all there's only one other person here, and he's our mascot. His name is Geoff, he's part of a one man barbershop quartet.
